Do Americans Feel Weird Using Bidets?

Have you ever stopped to think about why bidets are not a common sight in American households? Until recently, I had never encountered a bidet myself, and this is surprisingly true for a significant portion of Americans who have never even seen one. Notable figures such as Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee and John McClane from the movie Demolition Man were equally unfamiliar with them. So, why do we consider bidets as a perhaps strange concept?

Understanding Fecal Dust Theory

The peculiar situation of bidets in American households can be attributed to a lack of awareness about the fecal dust theory. This fascinating concept challenges the prevailing belief on urinary tract infections (UTIs) and hospital-acquired infections (HAIs). According to the fecal dust theory, feces, due to incomplete wiping, can become dry and turn into dust through friction, spreading over various surfaces, leading to the spread of pathogens.

The Science Behind Fecal Dust

Fecal dust arises from fecal residue left after imperfect wiping. As it dries and rubs against surfaces, it takes on the properties of dust and spreads to various areas. Initially, it can cause urinary tract infections (UTIs) by settling on the urogenital organs, and later, it can contaminate food through house surfaces. This phenomenon is particularly pronounced in hospitals where patients are often weak and immobile, unable to perform proper hygiene.

How Hospitals Are Affected

Hospitals serve as a breeding ground for fecal dust. Patients, often debilitated with mobility restrictions, cannot wipe thoroughly, allowing the dust to disperse further, carrying harmful microbes. This widespread contamination can lead to HAIs. Traditional hygiene practices, such as hand washing, are insufficient in curbing this spread.

Despite the evident validity of the fecal dust theory, to the best of my knowledge, no scientific studies have disproved its existence or its role in pathogen dispersion. Nonetheless, no guidance has been provided to women or healthcare professionals to implement measures to control this issue. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) even stated they could not provide information regarding the role of fecal dust in HAIs. This lack of action is alarming, especially given the potential for significant health risks.

It is imperative that health authorities, such as the CDC and WHO, as well as research institutions, take prompt action to address this issue. They must develop and disseminate guidelines on how to prevent the spread of fecal dust, particularly in healthcare settings. Private healthcare providers and hospital managers must also be educated on the importance of adopting new hygiene measures. Lives are at stake, and there is no time to lose.

Given my retired status as a doctor, I have the knowledge and experience to understand the importance of this issue, but I lack the resources to drive change. I implore my colleagues and experts to join forces and advocate for the adoption of new hygiene measures to protect patient health.

Criticism and Suggestions

Your feedback on this issue is valuable. Please feel free to share your thoughts, criticisms, and suggestions on how we can address the fecal dust theory and improve hygiene in healthcare settings. Let's work together to ensure a healthier future for all.